Cheat

MIAMITRAFFIC

THUGTOOLS

NUTTERTOOLS

PROFESSIONALTOOLS

IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK

AHAIRDRESSERSCAR

GREENLIGH

BIGBANG

IWANTBIGTITS

SEAWAYS

COMEFLYWITHME

STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP

ICANTTAKEITANYMORE

LEAVEMEALONE

ABITDRIEG

AIRSHIP

CANTSEEATHING

PRECIOUSPROTECTION

ASPIRINE

CHICKSWITHGUNS

PROGRAMMER

FANNYMAGNET

APLEASANTDAY

ONSPEED

BOOOOOORING

DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS

CERTAINDEATH

WHEELSAREALLINEED

OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS

NOBODYLIKESME

FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

GRIPISEVERYTHING

ILOOKLIKEHILARY

MYSONISALAWYER

LOOKLIKELANCE

WELOVEOURDICK

ROCKANDROLLMAN

FOXYLITTLETHING

ONEARMEDBANDIT

CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED

IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY

YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE

CHASESTAT

TRAVELINSTYLE

GETTHEREQUICKLY

BETTERTHANWALKING

GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED

GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST

PANZER

THELASTRIDE

GETTHEREFAST

RUBBISHCAR

ROCKANDROLLCAR

LIFEISPASSINGMEBY

LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS

CATSANDDOGS

ALOVELYDAY

Ride any bike-type and run it as swift as you can to the Pole Position Strip Club entry way. However, just before you get there jump off your bike and let it slide all the way to the end. Then enter the Pole Position and you should be standing on or next to your bike. If it is far enough down the hall you can get on it without having to exit the building. Once on the bike and having exited the structure you can go anywhere in the game without the distracting buildings and terrain in view. Probably glitched, they are now invisible.

First, acquire the cash to buy an asset. When you have the cash on hand, head to the asset and to the purchase icon in front of it. Start a replay and, and as soon as it ends, hit the Tab key and the replay button at the exact same time. Once the replay ends, you have purchased the asset, but without spending any cash for it.

The Aussie girls will simply not get in your car, however if you drive next to a hooker and use the ”pedestrians get in car” cheat ‘HOPINGIRL’ the hooker should get into your car. When you go to a secluded place the car starts rocking and increases your health to up to 25 Health Points more.

Whenever you can, take the PCJ-600 motorbike. Look for the barricades blocking you from the next island. With these located, go a fair bit away down the road so that you have enough room to reach max speed. Accelerate towards the barricade and, assuming you’re at the maximum speed, you’ll simply go straight through the barricades instead of crashing into them.

If you attempt to get to Starfish Island too early, there will be barricades blocking you, and the footpaths are blocked by a black grate. Get a motorbike and attempt to slowly ride up the grates. At some point, you’ll be launched at a high velocity through the gate, to the other side, although slightly hurt and without your motorbike.

When you are in-game and on a vehicle, if you look backwards when driving, no traffic will spawn in front of you. If you know the game’s geography well, you can easily speed along to your destination without threat of being knocked off your vehicle.

One of the Two vehicles MUST be a Motorcycle. Take a Motorcycle and park it half way into the entry point (preferably of to the side). Take another Motorcycle or a car nearby and drive it into the garage. Get on the Motorcycle thats parked halfway and drive that in too. Now you have 2 Vehicles in your garage!

Using a gun and you finish off a clip, just quickly scroll the mouse wheel up, then quickly back down to the weapon you were using. Your gun should already be reloaded. This helps you when in a gang battle.

When you are in-game, enter a mission and go to a point where a Rampage icon is meant to spawn (but isn’t there, because you’re in a mission). Make a quick replay at that spot and finish the mission as normal. At later times, you can use this replay to trigger the Rampage from a distance. In doing so, the game is tricked into thinking you’re not on a mission, even if you are. This will allow you to take the same mission at multiple simultaneous times or multiple different missions all together. If you take the same mission several times, the spawns for cars and stuff used in that mission will essentially respawn instantly on each other; for example, in “Jury Fury”, the cars of your victims stack on each other and quick explode from massive damage. Another example is the final Print Works mission; by completing it several times at the same time, you can trick the game into thinking you’ve obtained that many assets, triggering the game to allow the final bits of the game early. You can also take multiple missions to help speed the game along.

Unlockable

Start a mission where you must race against Hillary. When the race begins turn around and drive for about ten seconds, park your car across the street to make a road block. Wait for Hillary to come and shoot him in the head with a sniper rifle.